Spy Tactics IRL

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Spy Tactics IRL

Post  Gregoravich on Fri Jul 10, 2015 1:11 pm

Anyone want to give any insight on their spy-main attributes that seep into daily life.

mine include:
-Pissing on the side of the toilet bowl; not straight into the water. This gives a stealth approach to urination and masks the sound masterfully.
-Making fart sounds with the mouth to mask the actual fart incoming (our outcoming rather)
-using a micro-chicklet keyboard (razor deathstalker) to reduce typing sounds
-wearing a balaclava after midnight. anywhere.

I'd be very interested on how you use your spy main skills to benefit you in real life.

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Post  Sneaky on Fri Jul 10, 2015 1:13 pm

I speak in a french accent permenantly and can do sick tricks with a normal butter knife.

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Post  Villdjack on Fri Jul 10, 2015 1:44 pm

I carry a replica of the deadringer with me at all times

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Post  Carlotso25 on Fri Jul 10, 2015 2:42 pm

Whenever someone is tackling me, I occasionally try to strafe and snap them.

Though of course that's the dumb Spy main option. Optimally the best solution is to just throw a rock at their head.

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Post  PaNissanic on Fri Jul 10, 2015 3:00 pm

I hate my team mates for fucking everything up.

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Post  Almaironn on Fri Jul 10, 2015 9:55 pm

I smoke 2 packs of cigarettes every day. Not really

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Post  bacon on Fri Jul 10, 2015 11:13 pm

I love jumping over people when I'm walking down the stairs

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Post  Gregoravich on Sun Jul 12, 2015 11:44 am

Almaironn wrote:I smoke 2 packs of cigarettes every day. Not really

what a ledge

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Post  a Woolen Sleevelet on Sun Jul 12, 2015 1:21 pm

i got expelled from primary school for shanking some russian kid with an icicle

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Post  Gregoravich on Mon Jul 13, 2015 2:53 pm

a Woolen Sleevelet wrote:i got expelled from primary school for shanking some russian kid with an icicle
while he ate his sandwich?

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Post  a Woolen Sleevelet on Mon Jul 13, 2015 4:54 pm

Gregoravich wrote:
a Woolen Sleevelet wrote:i got expelled from primary school for shanking some russian kid with an icicle
while he ate his sandwich?
Don't be retarded,
Spoiler:
russians cant afford food

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Post  PaNissanic on Tue Jul 14, 2015 1:10 am

a Woolen Sleevelet wrote:
Gregoravich wrote:
a Woolen Sleevelet wrote:i got expelled from primary school for shanking some russian kid with an icicle
while he ate his sandwich?
Don't be retarded,
Spoiler:
russians cant afford food
Probably found one lying on the floor and picked it up

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